Why you're
going to Transy.
Well,
because we've got this and this and that and whatever this is.
We have
her and him and them and this.
But do we
have history? Check.
Tradition?
Check.
The best
campus ever? Check.
Living
large on the back circle? Check, check and check.
Majors that matter? Check.
Outdoor
classes? Oh yeah.
Pio pride?
Got that.
A hip
downtown right down the street? Check.
School
spirit? Check.
Sports?
Check, check and check.
Best
mascot ever? It's a bat. Transylvania get it? Oh yeah.
Values?
Check.
Keeneland?
Check.
Cool dorm
rooms? Check. With private bathrooms? Check.
Trees?
Check.
Squirrels? Check.
Famous
people wearing Transy swag? Check.
But will
tuition break the bank? Nope.
And cue
the montage...
Oh yeah. You're so coming to school here.